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Full Episodes of the great Get This, with Tony Martin, Ed Kavalee and the late Richard Marsland
Episodes
Nov 17, 2015
Nov 17, 2015
41 min
"Yes good morning everybody, it's me again. Ed's in the sidecar, and two rounds of fake applause if you could, Mr Bear, for Lano and Woodley!"
-Nazis get a mention in the first 20 seconds
-Why are Lano and Woodley breaking up? Are they the next John Farnham, or just touring with him?
-How do you like your eggs?
-The Six Billion Dollar Man
-Blunty on Denton
-Robot Sex/Teledildonics
-The Dustructs Swuftest Undiun - Tum and Phul
-Gnomeo and Juliet/Snakes on a plane
-Talkback Mountain: Whacky Breakups dovetailed with lyrics from Snakes on a Plane
-Keyphrase: Teledildonics
Nov 17, 2015
Nov 17, 2015
37 min
"Good morning everybody and welcome to another week of get this, Ed is here with me, and please fire up the fake applause for Glenn Robbins would you, Bear?"
-Glenn's better music variety
-Cal Knight's Car, Pashing Magda and various K&K behind the scenes stories
-Speaking about Boytown: "I can't say how the film's going to go, but man, the DVD Easter eggs look fantastic"
-Tony giving Glenn the wrong directions
-Owning a dog
-Driving and Benny Hill
-more Burlesconi drama
-Fairy Penguins
-Al Jazeera's new channel "We're fanatical about entertainment!"
-Glenn's Movie work
-Talkback Mountain: Sure-fire Pick Up Lines
-Glenn on TGYH
-Still trying to find something interesting about Princess Mary
-key phrase: "You want to go halves in a baby?"
Nov 17, 2015
Nov 17, 2015
36 min
"Good morning everybody, it's me. Ed's riding shotgun, and some of that fake applause for Mark Watson!"
-Who is Mark Watson
-24 hour and 2005 minute gigs
-discussing the Dylan Moran debacle and Tony's near tongue slip
-questions for travellers
-Wheatgate and Bogans
-There's Never Been A Better Time... (not the version with Ed telling Me So Horny... At the end)
-The show's running on time...
-Multiple Mark Watsons
-Talkback Mountain: do you share a name with someone else?
-key phrase today: Gape in wonder at a fat man's buttocks
Nov 17, 2015
Nov 17, 2015
35 min
"It's me again. Ed's here. And can we have a big fake round of applause for Dylan Moran who's joining us at what can be called an ungodly actor"
-Dylan's videography, and a coughing fit.
-Dylan's audience, and show customisation
-Tony's notes
-TV programs going "Down Under"
-comedy poster photos
-Dylan Leaves 13 mins in
-The reaction to Dylan's interview
-nucular weapons
-Herald Sun Cartoons
-Alexander Downer at the Commission
-The millionaire operator of Pinkbits dot com
-Talkback Mountain: Scams and Scandals
-running late
-word of the day: Nuculer
Nov 17, 2015
Nov 17, 2015
39 min
"Good morning everybody, it's me Tong Martin, Ed's here in his brown Three Piece Suit, and with us, Wayne Hope"
-How much screen time did Wayne Hope get in The Castle? (Brett Thomas advises 1:05)
-Commercials - Ed hints at his KFC commercial - The Man with the Mayo gun
-Robyn's Dreams
-Serious News - IR Laws
-Carlize Theron's thinking Music
-uncertainty over Ed ever being able to truly panel the show
-50/50 Letter about the Wheat Board
-Blame it on the Floogie
-breakdown announcement
-Neck-Down stock footage
-Talkback Mountain: Amateur Theatre Disasters
-Ed Back-announces James Blunt's first appearance
-Burlesconi's Margins of Error
-Ashley Simpson's luggage
-The Pope's 'Confessions' tour - supported by Stinkfist
-key phrase of the day: I Don't Recall
-Back tomorrow with Dylan Moran
Nov 17, 2015
Nov 17, 2015
38 min
-RockWiz vs Spicks and Specks
-Song for the Socceroos
-Arch Beavis gets the first mention
-Ed Announces he's going to the Football World Cup and promises interviews with Costa Rican players
-Resting Roast Beef and Georgie Parker
-Carpark at Coles: The stupidest show on TV
-Ed catches a falling child
-There's nothing funny about a car crash... Except maybe this one
-Talkback Mountain: Celebrities who've lost the plot
-Ed's first impression
-3 Piece Brown Corduroy suit
-going out on a dick joke
-EuroBeat
Nov 17, 2015
Nov 17, 2015
38 min
"The final Get This of the week, Ed is here, and Andrea Powell"
-Does the PM listen to the show?
-The inspiration behind Ethel Chop
-Katie Holmes' silent birth
-first use of the word 'Genitals' on Get This
-500 Orgasms a day
-Internet Dating
-Today/Tonight re-enactments
-Acting Work
-Ethel Chop back-announces
-Talkback Mountain: Have you performed a miracle?
-Ducks get a mention before the days of silo! People want ducks, but ducks want bread.
-The team attempt to wake Mick Molloy
-The first mention of numbers of songs being played
-Key Phrases of the day "Fulsome ignitions" and "I've never heard of Nickelback"
Nov 17, 2015
Nov 17, 2015
39 min
Sensis
1234 invites you to Get This with Tony Martin and Fifi Box!
- Tony Announces that next weeks shows are actually going to air
- Discussing TGYH with Fifi
- The Black Thunder Cars
- Cheating on Marty
- Win a date with Fifi Box
- Insiders, Pals, friends and Sources
- Too big for fart jokes?
- "you didn't lose any content"
- the Dick Whittington Tavern
- Berlusconi announces "anyone who doesn't vote for him is a dickhead"
- Talkback mountain: Sure-fire seduction techniques
- first use of "Dead-set leg opener"
- Farnsy's velvet rope of underwear
- The Britney Spears Statue
- Key phrase of the day:"Christian Spiel"
Nov 17, 2015
Nov 17, 2015
37 min
Sensis 1234 invites you to Get This with Tony Martin and Tom Gleisner!
"Thank you very much, the Hives, this is Get This. Ed is here, he's not eating today on air, there were notes from the program director..."
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- Oh my god, Concrete Blonde!
- Double Shot Tuesday's vs Two Up Tuesdays and The Golden Mile
- View from the poof
- Thank God You're Here/The Door Show
- $64,373.60 is a mile of $1 coins, thanks to Mel who went out and did it during Coldplay
- Harry a Shearer hitting the Pink Ceiling with J Edgar!
- The Baywatch Movie
- Kim Beasley's first press conference. I'd like a bit of cheese (not served on tits)
- Tommy G and the Fat Man
- Watching The Biggest Loser
- Talkback Mountain: the stupidest show on TV
- Discussion of the podcast... If only they knew
- Key phrase of the day: Fount of Tumescence.
Apr 4, 2006
Apr 4, 2006
35 min
Sensis 1234 invites you to Get This with Tony Martin and Peter Rowsthorn!
"So now the Indonesians really hate us, how could we make things right? I dunno, would some Uranium help"
- Show opens with Ed Eating
- Pete listened yesterday: "Shocking"
- Ed has worked out how radio worked and got some free tickets to the soccer.
- More Pissfarting around!
- Laughing Ed Phillips!
- "Duck's Flucks" gets a mention
- Costello's first press conference
- Find Tony Mockbell
- Ed's panelling the show, and discussing why he's not 'really fat'
- Breakdown announcement.
- Pete Rowsthorn's The Door Show (Thank God You're here)
- Talkback mountain: what do you do to get rid of telemarketers?
- Nudists vs Petrol
- Pete wraps up
Apr 3, 2006
Apr 3, 2006
39 min
- Tony introduces Ed and explains how they met. Ed didn't want to get in trouble with the sales team on his first day, and explains why they call The Bear what they do.
- The introduction to the Haunted Studio, and its sound effect.
- What do the Punters want to hear from the show? "I like to hear all the nice Nickelback"
- The war of the Cartoons.
- Pissfart-gate
- Tony's Doco about Ed's ability to handle the cross.
- "I'm keen to get to Derrin Hinch's sex life"
- Our first talkback Mountain: "Talk about anything"
- "You know a segment has gone too long when the person you're talking to has got to go"
- Tony says "Ed, you're eventually going to be pushing the buttons..." - if only he knew.
- And queue the outro music...
- The key phrase for the day? "I have to go"